Sexo vs Calorias

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It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent........................ 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.......................... 8 Calories
With one hand............................ 12 Calories
With your teeth........................... 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection......................... 6 Calories
Without an erection..................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............... 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot............... 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary................................. 52 Calories
69 lying down............................. 78 Calories
69 standing up............................ 112 Calories
Her on top................................. 524 Calories
Doggy Style................................ 726 Calories

ORGASM:
Real......................................... 112 Calories
False........................................ 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you gotout of bed immediately................. 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................... 36 Calories
30-39 years................................ 80 Calories
40-49 years................................ 1124 Calories
50-59 years................................ 1972 Calories
60-69 years................................ 2916 Calories
70 and over................................ You just died

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly....................................... 32 Calories
In a hurry................................... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...1218
CaloriesWith your wife knocking at the door....5521 Calories

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